Annie's Woodshed: How Sexy is Your Kitchen?

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"A true wife makes a man's life nobler, stronger, grander, by the omnipotence of her love 'turning all the forces of manhood upward and heavenward.' While she clings to him in holy confidence and loving dependence she brings out in him whatever is nobles and richest in his being. She inspires him with her courage and earnestness. She beautifies his life. She softens whatever is rude and harsh in his habits or his spirit. She clothes him with the gentler graces of refined and cultured manhood. While she yields to him and never disregards his lightest wish, she is really his queen, ruling his whole life and leading him onward and upward in every proper path. -JR Miller

Monday, January 28, 2013

How Sexy is Your Kitchen?

I don't know about you ladies but I can put on the sexiest outfit and sasha through the house and just get a cocked eyebrow. But let me be elbow deep in dough or a sweaty mess over the stove and it sends my man into overdrive and makes me crazy. I get tunnel vision when I am in the kitchen. The kitchen is my domain and when I am in there I am on a mission. But that is when he wants to nibble, fondle and whisper sweetnothing in my ear. And yes it drives me crazy...crazy frustrated because I know if I give in dinner will burn...crazy as in I need to go and change panties because mine are now soaking wet. MEN!!!

13 comments:

Aimless RamblingJanuary 29, 2013 at 9:48 AM
He feeds you and you feed him.
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RogueJanuary 29, 2013 at 12:55 PM
The kitchen is also the place where the Butt Smacks rule, too. I like Sunny's answer. :)
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Es MayJanuary 29, 2013 at 4:19 PM
LOL Yeah, I ask my husband that about how I dress. I can dress to the nines, and he's like yeah... okay. I spend the morning cleaning and my clothes are all wrinkled and my hair's a mess? He finds me irresistable. Go figure. lol Hope you're not burning too many meals... but if you do... I'm guessing it's very worth it. ;)
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AnonymousJanuary 29, 2013 at 11:31 PM
lol gotta love them
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AnonymousJanuary 30, 2013 at 6:49 AM
It's so true! There's this connection between all their senses and their tummies and they cannot help themselves.
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KadyJanuary 31, 2013 at 10:11 AM
Thus the old book by Kevin Lehman "Sex Begins in the Kitchen." ;) One time he was at a book signing for this particular book and a very old woman whispered to her husband, "not in our kitchen, too many windows."

JJ likes to "distract" me in the kitchen as well. I never did understand it, but I guess this can go down as one of the wonders of the world...
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AnonymousJanuary 24, 2014 at 9:15 AM
wet knicks naughty girl,lol.
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Colossians 3:18-25

Wives, submit to your husbands, as is fitting in the Lord. Husbands, love your wives, and do not be harsh with them. Children, obey your parents in everything, for this pleases the Lord. Fathers, do not provoke your children, lest they become discouraged. Slaves, obey in everything those who are your earthly masters, not by way of eye-service, as people-pleasers, but with sincerity of heart, fearing the Lord. Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men, knowing that from the Lord you will receive the inheritance as your reward. You are serving the Lord Christ. For the wrongdoer will be paid back for the wrong he has done, and there is no partiality. Colossians 3:18-25 ESV

1Peter 3:1-7

Likewise, wives, be subject to your own husbands, so that even if some do not obey the word, they may be won without a word by the conduct of their wives, when they see your respectful and pure conduct. Do not let your adorning be external—the braiding of hair and the putting on of gold jewelry, or the clothing you wear— but let your adorning be the hidden person of the heart with the imperishable beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which in God's sight is very precious. For this is how the holy women who hoped in God used to adorn themselves, by submitting to their own husbands, as Sarah obeyed Abraham, calling him lord. And you are her children, if you do good and do not fear anything that is frightening. Likewise, husbands, live with your wives in an understanding way, showing honor to the woman as the weaker vessel, since they are heirs with you of the grace of life, so that your prayers may not be hindered. 1Peter 3:1-7

Proverbs 31: 10-31

An excellent wife who can find? She is far more precious than jewels. The heart of her husband trusts in her, and he will have no lack of gain. She does him good, and not harm, all the days of her life. She seeks wool and flax, and works with willing hands. She is like the ships of the merchant; she brings her food from afar. She rises while it is yet night and provides food for her household and portions for her maidens. She considers a field and buys it; with the fruit of her hands she plants a vineyard. She dresses herself with strength and makes her arms strong. She perceives that her merchandise is profitable. Her lamp does not go out at night. She puts her hands to the distaff, and her hands hold the spindle. She opens her hand to the poor and reaches out her hands to the needy. She is not afraid of snow for her household, for all her household are clothed in scarlet. She makes bed coverings for herself; her clothing is fine linen and purple. Her husband is known in the gates when he sits among the elders of the land. She makes linen garments and sells them; she delivers sashes to the merchant. Strength and dignity are her clothing, and she laughs at the time to come. She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue. She looks well to the ways of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness. Her children rise up and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praises her: “Many women have done excellently, but you surpass them all.” Charm is deceitful, and beauty is vain, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised. Give her of the fruit of her hands, and let her works praise her in the gates. Proverbs 31: 10-31 (ESV)

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