Annie's Woodshed: FOUL!!!!!!

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"A true wife makes a man's life nobler, stronger, grander, by the omnipotence of her love 'turning all the forces of manhood upward and heavenward.' While she clings to him in holy confidence and loving dependence she brings out in him whatever is nobles and richest in his being. She inspires him with her courage and earnestness. She beautifies his life. She softens whatever is rude and harsh in his habits or his spirit. She clothes him with the gentler graces of refined and cultured manhood. While she yields to him and never disregards his lightest wish, she is really his queen, ruling his whole life and leading him onward and upward in every proper path. -JR Miller

Monday, March 21, 2011

FOUL!!!!!!

All had been quiet on the home front until last night. Well it didn’t help that we had a house guest for a week and then mother nature (I need a fast forward button so I can fast forward those this pre-menopausal and menopause stuff natural child birth was a cake walk compared to this *faint*)arrived the day after the house guest left.

So any away all was quiet until last night (or so I thought) and hubby decided he had been neglecting his duties as HOH long enough. He made up for it (darn post it notes) let’s just say I went to bed with a nice warm bum. I don’t know how you ladies handle spanking on top of a spanking. We had gone to bed and were curled up cuddling (more like spooning), we were being silly and he popped my butt and I almost come off the bed. He asked what was wrong I told him I was still tender and that stung well he did his “awww poor baby” routine and rubbed my backside. I should have known not to let him rub but I was a sucker. I thought he was being nice – NOT!!! He would rub and swat rub and swat rub and swat and since I was using his arm as a pillow he had a good hold on me and no matter how much I scooted away he could still reach me. I wanted to call a technical on the sideline and evict him from the game. No fair! Afterwards he pulled me close and whispered in my ear “you know if you had backed up against me instead of trying to get away I couldn’t have swatted you. NO FAIR!!! You don’t tell a girl something like that afterwards you tell her before….TECHNICAL FOUL!!!!

His point was - stop pulling away from him, I was to seek shelter in his arms and the closer I was to him the less likely I would be spanked. DUH!

He assured me that he would not be neglecting his duties anytime soon. I can sit today but there is this stinging sensation and it still feels warm.

3 comments:

saffyMarch 21, 2011 at 10:11 AM
:-) glad to read your Sir is looking after you, i have to say i like the after glow of a good spanking as it reminds me of my Ones care of me.
keep smiling, hugs
saffy
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StormyMarch 21, 2011 at 2:03 PM
That's a good point he made! The closer we are the less likely to get in trouble! Taking notes..

Stormy
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Annie's WoodshedMarch 21, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Yes Saffy he is looking after me. It is reassuring that I am being taken good care of. Especially with work so stressful right now.

Stormy, it was a good point just wish he had made it before round two LOL. Glad to see you taking notes hopefully you will learn from my goofs.
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Colossians 3:18-25

Wives, submit to your husbands, as is fitting in the Lord. Husbands, love your wives, and do not be harsh with them. Children, obey your parents in everything, for this pleases the Lord. Fathers, do not provoke your children, lest they become discouraged. Slaves, obey in everything those who are your earthly masters, not by way of eye-service, as people-pleasers, but with sincerity of heart, fearing the Lord. Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men, knowing that from the Lord you will receive the inheritance as your reward. You are serving the Lord Christ. For the wrongdoer will be paid back for the wrong he has done, and there is no partiality. Colossians 3:18-25 ESV

1Peter 3:1-7

Likewise, wives, be subject to your own husbands, so that even if some do not obey the word, they may be won without a word by the conduct of their wives, when they see your respectful and pure conduct. Do not let your adorning be external—the braiding of hair and the putting on of gold jewelry, or the clothing you wear— but let your adorning be the hidden person of the heart with the imperishable beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which in God's sight is very precious. For this is how the holy women who hoped in God used to adorn themselves, by submitting to their own husbands, as Sarah obeyed Abraham, calling him lord. And you are her children, if you do good and do not fear anything that is frightening. Likewise, husbands, live with your wives in an understanding way, showing honor to the woman as the weaker vessel, since they are heirs with you of the grace of life, so that your prayers may not be hindered. 1Peter 3:1-7

Proverbs 31: 10-31

An excellent wife who can find? She is far more precious than jewels. The heart of her husband trusts in her, and he will have no lack of gain. She does him good, and not harm, all the days of her life. She seeks wool and flax, and works with willing hands. She is like the ships of the merchant; she brings her food from afar. She rises while it is yet night and provides food for her household and portions for her maidens. She considers a field and buys it; with the fruit of her hands she plants a vineyard. She dresses herself with strength and makes her arms strong. She perceives that her merchandise is profitable. Her lamp does not go out at night. She puts her hands to the distaff, and her hands hold the spindle. She opens her hand to the poor and reaches out her hands to the needy. She is not afraid of snow for her household, for all her household are clothed in scarlet. She makes bed coverings for herself; her clothing is fine linen and purple. Her husband is known in the gates when he sits among the elders of the land. She makes linen garments and sells them; she delivers sashes to the merchant. Strength and dignity are her clothing, and she laughs at the time to come. She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue. She looks well to the ways of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness. Her children rise up and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praises her: “Many women have done excellently, but you surpass them all.” Charm is deceitful, and beauty is vain, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised. Give her of the fruit of her hands, and let her works praise her in the gates. Proverbs 31: 10-31 (ESV)

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