Annie's Woodshed: 4 and 9 is...

A True Wife

"A true wife makes a man's life nobler, stronger, grander, by the omnipotence of her love 'turning all the forces of manhood upward and heavenward.' While she clings to him in holy confidence and loving dependence she brings out in him whatever is nobles and richest in his being. She inspires him with her courage and earnestness. She beautifies his life. She softens whatever is rude and harsh in his habits or his spirit. She clothes him with the gentler graces of refined and cultured manhood. While she yields to him and never disregards his lightest wish, she is really his queen, ruling his whole life and leading him onward and upward in every proper path. -JR Miller

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

4 and 9 is...

13 not 49…

don’t worry he did not believe me either. Yes my birthday was last week and we celebrated this past weekend…that is if you call a blistered fanny celebrating. We had been joking all week about my birthday spanking or at least I thought it was joking but come Saturday night there was no laughing

It started out as…well down right hot and heavy sex. I was melting and he was not relenting. Then the tempo changed. He grab his knew favorite item of torture…it is an 18 inch wooden ruler and proceeded to warm my buns. I kept hoping it would break especially after he announced he hoped I had been keeping count because he had lost count. I hadn’t been keeping count it was all I could do to stay in place. So he started over…he said in all fairness he would only give me half because he was pretty sure he had given me half already. I love you dear.

Ok so I get stressed out easily and in my defense I deserved combat pay this past year. My boss who happens to be the chair of the department was asked to step down and oh yeah it has been rather unpleasant around the office. Thank goodness this was his last semester but I have been majorly stressed out. So Hubby decided to de-stress me (I think it was more like distress as in my butt was sending out a SOS.)

He seemed rather pleased with himself afterwards, come to find out he likes hot crossed buns.

7 comments:

AnonymousDecember 14, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Happy belated birthday! Daddy spanks me with a wooden ruler, also, sometimes. I like that...HOT crossed bunns, lol!

Love,
Kitty
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SaraDecember 14, 2011 at 6:43 PM
Happy Birthday Annie! Sara
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PKDecember 14, 2011 at 7:43 PM
Happy birthday! You're three years older than me, by your calculations I'll be 10 tomorrow!

Hugs,
PK
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RogueDecember 14, 2011 at 9:51 PM
She's alive!!!!! I'm surprised he didn't spank you with the candles...How fun!!! Happy Birthday and hope the work stress is soooonnnn over!!!
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AnonymousDecember 22, 2011 at 5:39 AM
A belated Happy Birthday. Sounds like you had an enjoyable one. You do realize that 13 is generally considered an unlucky number. Maybe you should have tried 4 times 9 instead. You've got me thinking about how I can play with the numbers 4 and 9 for Fair Lady's next birthday spanking. I won't tell her you gave me the idea.
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AnonymousDecember 29, 2011 at 3:13 PM
Happy belated birthday Annie... Better to say happy New Year...Fun story to read... Many happy spankings to come
RED
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sboMarch 11, 2012 at 4:15 AM
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Colossians 3:18-25

Wives, submit to your husbands, as is fitting in the Lord. Husbands, love your wives, and do not be harsh with them. Children, obey your parents in everything, for this pleases the Lord. Fathers, do not provoke your children, lest they become discouraged. Slaves, obey in everything those who are your earthly masters, not by way of eye-service, as people-pleasers, but with sincerity of heart, fearing the Lord. Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men, knowing that from the Lord you will receive the inheritance as your reward. You are serving the Lord Christ. For the wrongdoer will be paid back for the wrong he has done, and there is no partiality. Colossians 3:18-25 ESV

1Peter 3:1-7

Likewise, wives, be subject to your own husbands, so that even if some do not obey the word, they may be won without a word by the conduct of their wives, when they see your respectful and pure conduct. Do not let your adorning be external—the braiding of hair and the putting on of gold jewelry, or the clothing you wear— but let your adorning be the hidden person of the heart with the imperishable beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which in God's sight is very precious. For this is how the holy women who hoped in God used to adorn themselves, by submitting to their own husbands, as Sarah obeyed Abraham, calling him lord. And you are her children, if you do good and do not fear anything that is frightening. Likewise, husbands, live with your wives in an understanding way, showing honor to the woman as the weaker vessel, since they are heirs with you of the grace of life, so that your prayers may not be hindered. 1Peter 3:1-7

Proverbs 31: 10-31

An excellent wife who can find? She is far more precious than jewels. The heart of her husband trusts in her, and he will have no lack of gain. She does him good, and not harm, all the days of her life. She seeks wool and flax, and works with willing hands. She is like the ships of the merchant; she brings her food from afar. She rises while it is yet night and provides food for her household and portions for her maidens. She considers a field and buys it; with the fruit of her hands she plants a vineyard. She dresses herself with strength and makes her arms strong. She perceives that her merchandise is profitable. Her lamp does not go out at night. She puts her hands to the distaff, and her hands hold the spindle. She opens her hand to the poor and reaches out her hands to the needy. She is not afraid of snow for her household, for all her household are clothed in scarlet. She makes bed coverings for herself; her clothing is fine linen and purple. Her husband is known in the gates when he sits among the elders of the land. She makes linen garments and sells them; she delivers sashes to the merchant. Strength and dignity are her clothing, and she laughs at the time to come. She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue. She looks well to the ways of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness. Her children rise up and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praises her: “Many women have done excellently, but you surpass them all.” Charm is deceitful, and beauty is vain, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised. Give her of the fruit of her hands, and let her works praise her in the gates. Proverbs 31: 10-31 (ESV)

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