Annie's Woodshed: EVIL EVIL Man

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"A true wife makes a man's life nobler, stronger, grander, by the omnipotence of her love 'turning all the forces of manhood upward and heavenward.' While she clings to him in holy confidence and loving dependence she brings out in him whatever is nobles and richest in his being. She inspires him with her courage and earnestness. She beautifies his life. She softens whatever is rude and harsh in his habits or his spirit. She clothes him with the gentler graces of refined and cultured manhood. While she yields to him and never disregards his lightest wish, she is really his queen, ruling his whole life and leading him onward and upward in every proper path. -JR Miller

Saturday, April 14, 2012

EVIL EVIL Man

Stormy is not the only married to an Orge. I think our hubbies must have come out of the same swamp. Just because I am taking a somewhat hiatus from blogging our lives are not on hiatus that is for sure. My stress level has off the chart and he knew it even though I refused to admit it. It has been a horrible horrible no good year and not just 2012. If you read my previous posts you know my boss was basically fired and it has taken 18 months to find his replacement. During that 18 months I had to work with the troll for 12 months and it was the longest 12 months I have ever know. I was ready to walk out a couple of times and to this day I am asking myself why I didn't. Any way on with my story. Last Saturday all was quiet when he woke up one kid was gone and the other was dead to the world with his I-pod ear plugs in and his music playing. So that evil evil man that shares my bed decided he wanted what was his. It all started out with spooning and nibbles on the neck then he nudged me on my stomach and started rubbing my bottom. I was living in pure bliss and the warning signs didn't click until the first swat. I thought I would come off the bed because it wasn't his hand, or ruler or spatula...oh no it was his #%$@*& work belt.

Yes it looks just like that but it is brown. I have never had a leather belt used on my bare bottom before and well he had my attention. It seems he noticed I haven't been taking my meds like I was supposed to and I had slipped back in to my old eating habits and the list went on and on. It was a mild understatement to say my beloved was not very happy with me. I lost count of the swats because they just kept raining down on my bottom. He would lecture and swat...swat and lecture and lecture and swat at same time. Needless to say he killed the mood or at least my mood but he turned me every which of way but loose. He was not to be deterred from getting what he wanted. He did say he loved the feel of a red hot bottom pressed against him.

This week I have taken my meds like I am supposed to and I have somewhat manged to get back to my new eating habits; however, I expect another round with that evil thing soon. He is still not pleased with me and plans on making sure I remember what he said, he has been giving me that look and I know what it means I just don't know when. Well that and those not so subtle "this is not over" words have been ringing in my ears all week. Maybe that is because every time I get a tad bit snippy those are the words that spew out of his mouth.

Now for the good news. the August wedding is coming together, well, all except for me being able to find a dress. I don't feel so bad even the bride's mother is having a hard time finding a dress. Do not like the new fashion or color palette. I feel like Sandra Bullock on the Blind Side when she said that hideous orange is not in her color palette. Except for that everything is on track and moving right along at a neck break speed. Less than 4 months and my baby will be a married man. *SHUDDER*

4 comments:

PKApril 14, 2012 at 7:07 PM
Love hearing from you whenever. I could certainly use a dose of what you got. And I don't have the stress of a wedding in my life - although working with a crazy boss, I'm right with you there.

Hope the wedding is just wonderful and I hope my kids elope!

Hugs,
PK
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Aimless RamblingApril 15, 2012 at 5:23 PM
Ouch, that's not fair being lulled into seduction and then brought back to reality with the leather belt.
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kiwigirliegirlApril 16, 2012 at 9:24 PM
ouchi....we dont have a leather belt...might have to invest in one.....dont you just love it when they take us in hand and make us take more care of ourselves...even though it hurts at the time there is nothing better for me.
hugs kiwi xxx
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AnaJune 3, 2012 at 9:29 PM
OUCH...I agree that it doesn't sound fair. Hope you are "recovered"!
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Colossians 3:18-25

Wives, submit to your husbands, as is fitting in the Lord. Husbands, love your wives, and do not be harsh with them. Children, obey your parents in everything, for this pleases the Lord. Fathers, do not provoke your children, lest they become discouraged. Slaves, obey in everything those who are your earthly masters, not by way of eye-service, as people-pleasers, but with sincerity of heart, fearing the Lord. Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men, knowing that from the Lord you will receive the inheritance as your reward. You are serving the Lord Christ. For the wrongdoer will be paid back for the wrong he has done, and there is no partiality. Colossians 3:18-25 ESV

1Peter 3:1-7

Likewise, wives, be subject to your own husbands, so that even if some do not obey the word, they may be won without a word by the conduct of their wives, when they see your respectful and pure conduct. Do not let your adorning be external—the braiding of hair and the putting on of gold jewelry, or the clothing you wear— but let your adorning be the hidden person of the heart with the imperishable beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which in God's sight is very precious. For this is how the holy women who hoped in God used to adorn themselves, by submitting to their own husbands, as Sarah obeyed Abraham, calling him lord. And you are her children, if you do good and do not fear anything that is frightening. Likewise, husbands, live with your wives in an understanding way, showing honor to the woman as the weaker vessel, since they are heirs with you of the grace of life, so that your prayers may not be hindered. 1Peter 3:1-7

Proverbs 31: 10-31

An excellent wife who can find? She is far more precious than jewels. The heart of her husband trusts in her, and he will have no lack of gain. She does him good, and not harm, all the days of her life. She seeks wool and flax, and works with willing hands. She is like the ships of the merchant; she brings her food from afar. She rises while it is yet night and provides food for her household and portions for her maidens. She considers a field and buys it; with the fruit of her hands she plants a vineyard. She dresses herself with strength and makes her arms strong. She perceives that her merchandise is profitable. Her lamp does not go out at night. She puts her hands to the distaff, and her hands hold the spindle. She opens her hand to the poor and reaches out her hands to the needy. She is not afraid of snow for her household, for all her household are clothed in scarlet. She makes bed coverings for herself; her clothing is fine linen and purple. Her husband is known in the gates when he sits among the elders of the land. She makes linen garments and sells them; she delivers sashes to the merchant. Strength and dignity are her clothing, and she laughs at the time to come. She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue. She looks well to the ways of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness. Her children rise up and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praises her: “Many women have done excellently, but you surpass them all.” Charm is deceitful, and beauty is vain, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised. Give her of the fruit of her hands, and let her works praise her in the gates. Proverbs 31: 10-31 (ESV)

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