No not 50 Shades of Grey but the Man’s Unwritten Rule Book,
because I would like to rip it to shreds. Some of those rules are stupid. Why
shouldn’t men share their deepest darkest sexual fantasy with their wives?
Oh close your mouth you are catching flies. Yes I really asked
my husband that question; I wanted to plan a special get away weekend for our
anniversary. Yes I see the guys doing face palms and hear the girls saying “ah
how sweet” Yeah well this is how this whole thing went down…
I always email hubby off the wall things. He is never
shocked by my emails anymore well that was until this last one. A couple of
days had passed since I sent “the” email, usually he will respond right away
with some type of answer if nothing else “let me get back to you on this” well
I had heard nothing. So I texted him…
Me – have you checked your email
Him – yeah checked it last night
Me – OH ok
Him – I am still thinking about
Me – ok
A few more days passed and I was sinking further into this funk
I was in. So I while I was chatting with one of our HoH friends that I can tell
anything to and he will be totally honest and blunt with me. He doesn’t care if
he hurts my feelings well he does care but he understands that I expect him to
be totally honest with me. So I told him about the question. Now we are on
yahoo chat so I couldn’t tell if he had walked away from the computer of if he
was in shock. Finally I said get up off the floor it wasn’t that bad of a
question. He said yes it was and he will never answer that question. He then
went on to explain to me that I was topping from the bottom AGAIN and that if I
did extract the fantasy out of hubby and planned the weekend it would not turn
out to be his fantasy. You see he knows me TOO well. He knows I am a control
freak and well I would have planned every detail and tried to control the whole
thing. (Darn him he is so mean)
I always share my chat logs with hubby when I have chatted
with men ALWAYS and when he read the chat log last night he laughed all the way
through it; this put me in a pouty mood. Later in the evening when we were
having an end of the day chat time before bed he pulled my bottom lip and said
ah babe don’t pout. You know S is right no guy will ever share his fantasy with
his wife. I tried to explain again that I just wanted to plan a special weekend
to please him. He told me to forget he was not sharing. I tried again and all I
got out was But, I… and he stopped me. He said if I was really honest I would admit
that I would never share my deepest darkest fantasy either. You guessed it I
fell for that hook line and sinker; I said yes of course I would. ZAP he had me
and reeled me in.
Him – You would huh?
Me – of course
Him- well what is it
Me – uh…
Yep my lips sealed up tighter than a clam’s shell. I did say
I was willing to try anything. Now hubby has perfected the arched eyebrow look that mean give their wives and last night I got the full effect. He pulled back looked me dead in the eye and gave me the look. He said “really”
I said well yeah DUH…that is when his hand connected with my bare bottom. Maybe
I should not have added the duh…don’t worry I realized what I said about the
time his hand connected. I really must engage my brain before I speak
especially when the bottom is exposed and within reach.
I thought I could tease it out of him. I tried I really did
but he knew what I was doing and gave me enough rope to hang myself with. Then
he took control and turned the tables. He took control and proved he knew ways
of getting my attention. I went from between his legs to flat of my back from being a tease to be punished. It had me wondering where he learned this technique. Once he knew he had my attention he told me just to plan a weekend
and use my VIVID imagination that he was sure I would please him and not to
worry if he didn’t like it would let me know.
The results of my punishment has carried over to this morning, I am hot, flustered
and have tender nipples and he is grinning like a Cheshire cat.


Ha, ha, totally know what you mean. I want that book so I can rip it to shreds too! Grrr.... :)
ReplyDeleteLOL Annie! I think maybe in the end he got exactly what he wanted without telling you a thing. Men!
ReplyDeleteHave fun planning your weekend.
Nice that he was grinning like a Cheshire cat. Sounds like he got what he wanted and that he usually does.
ReplyDeleteFD
FD, yes I do believe he got what he wanted but I am not sure I would say he always get what he wants. I am a brat not that I am proud of that but let's face it if I wasn't a brat I would not have gotten the wooden dowel used on my backside last night.
DeleteAnnie, I think (?) that when we surrender in a D/s or TTWD relationship..they DO get what they want. They can make their fantasies happen whenever they want, and just the way they want...right? Over time I've realized that this is just what my guy is doing when he takes me/us places we've not been before, or just does what he pleases. No words are needed! Sara
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