Annie's Woodshed: Do Not Say PPPPSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT On You...This is a major NO NO!

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Thursday, February 10, 2011

Do Not Say PPPPSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT On You...This is a major NO NO!

That’s correct PPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT will send any HOH over the edge. What possessed me to say ppppppppsssssssttttttttt on you I will never know. He had an upset stomach (he ate to much Taco Bell-deserves him right but you won’t hear me say that nope not me) and well I wanted attention and he said something but what I heard was NO not now and the brat in me said pppppppssssssstttttttt on you. Well he was already upset with me and had given me a warning about my snarky attitude. It seems we had a miss communication I did not verbally tell him that the power bill was due. The bill was lying on the desk but…the due date came and went and well I didn’t want the power to be turned off so I paid it. He got upset because I didn’t tell him it was due and I paid it with out first telling him. ***SIGH*** and then I was sassy ***Double SIGH***

Well to make a long story short my chair is not as comfortable today as it was yesterday and my butt was still red this morning. Oh and Stu no more tutoring from you I think he has the hang of it just fine LOL. Bare bottom over the knee with his hand…yeah he has the technique down just fine. This man has hands of steel. Twice I got out of position and he told me to quit wiggling. It took me a few minutes to catch my breath afterwards but once I curled up beside him the tears flowed. I will say I have never felt more loved than when he was holding me afterwards. I felt so adored with him rubbing my back and kissing me on the top of my head. Why is it we feel so loved when our butts are on fire?

I finally found information on DD boot camp and he seems interested. We will see how it goes and if it fits into our relationship. I think it might help my attitude towards him. Not only that but it will give him practice of giving orders and being in charge.

8 comments:

AnonymousFebruary 10, 2011 at 12:26 PM
If only you could stop at the instant, text one of your pal and ask what they think, then go back and edit yourself beforehand....
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AnonymousFebruary 10, 2011 at 12:27 PM
PS what is this info about DD boot camp?
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Annie's WoodshedFebruary 10, 2011 at 1:16 PM
Mick, the brat can't seem to stop it is like driving on ice LOL

If you will send me your email address I will send you the info. But have no fear if we try it I will post daily about it here.
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Dragon's RoseFebruary 10, 2011 at 5:02 PM
You might have gotten away with it if you weren’t already in trouble. Oops. Staying in place is hard for me too but what is harder? Facing his disapproval and knowing I have to face the consequences. Not my strong point. I usually have a list of butts ready for my defense.

"Why is it we feel so loved when our butts are on fire?"
That is the question of the day.
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Annie's WoodshedFebruary 10, 2011 at 5:23 PM
No Missie not even then. That is one of his pet peaves, the boys were never allowed to get away with it so I know I will never be allowed to get away with it now just to keep reminding Brat of that and I will be good.

Facing the consequences is not my strong point either especially when I have a while to stew over it. He told me at 3:30 yesterday and I didn't get the spanking until 8:30 last night...

I think it more like the question of the century. LOL
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cedeno()February 10, 2011 at 5:33 PM
I don't think has anything to do with our butts literally being on fire. I think it's just that they got set on fire because someone took the time to take care of us and this is evidence. We like being taken care of and feeling loved even if that is the unfortunate evidence.

That made me giggle about the pppppsssstttt. I do that all the time to my husband. Usually I'm just being bratty when we are bantering though, so he thinks it's cute. I wonder what would happen if I did that when was actually mad? Hmmmmm.

I'm interested to hear about the boot camp.
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Annie's WoodshedFebruary 10, 2011 at 7:00 PM
Cedeno - DON'T DO IT! Not if you want to sit down the next day...just saying LOL

Tis true we do love being taken care of even if that is the unfortunate evidence.

But it is still amazing how soft his hands are while holding me and rubbing my back after he just wailed away on my backside. I do love my man :-)
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StormyFebruary 11, 2011 at 10:33 PM
If I want boot camp I'll go in the Marines..haha.

I have not done the Pssssssst, but I have creatively told him where to step off. And once threw his shoe at him. Yikes.

Once I was so mad, but was afraid to flip him off so I asked him, "which is my tallest finger?" Yeah, he didn't like that.
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