Annie's Woodshed: New Rule At My House

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Friday, May 13, 2011

New Rule At My House

I don't know about your house but things tend to get piled on our bed during the day ie...the boys will check the mail and toss it on our bed, if I leave clothes in the dryer and go to work they get piled on our bed. So I come home from work with a really rotten headache (it is very stressful at work...I am ready to walk out the door and not look back) any way I come home and stripped down to my birthday suit and start to crawl in to bed but I have to clean it off first. So I am bent over the bed in my birthday suit and I hear the door...oh please do not be one of the boys please (they usually knock but I wasn't sure if they realized I was home or not) and then I hear those words..."Don't move stay just like that"

Great my head is killing me and I am going to get spanked...I was not a happy camper. Especially when I felt the first swat and it was the *@$& loopy johnny. So it goes something like this...

OUCH that hurts

It is supposed to hurt

OUCH THAT HURTS

Well quit tightening up

OUCH!!!!!

Stand still

BUT IT HURTS

swat swat swat

We have covered that ground already it is supposed to hurt now stand still or it will hurt more

(sobbing) But what did I do

This is maintenance and you have been snippy lately

But you never use the lj for maintenance

swat swat swat

What I use is what I use

sobbing BUT IT HURTS!!!!!!!!

swat swat swat swat

Maybe you will remember that next time you decide to take an attitude with me

swat swat swat (sobbing)
swat swat swat (sobbing)
swat swat swat (sobbing)

Not the legs

SWAT SWAT SWAT

Ok ok the legs the legs

more sobbing

Ok stand up. He pulls back the covers and ushers me to bed and crawls in next to me. My butt is stinging my head is pounding and my husband has wrapped me in his arms as I doze off. I woke a little while later to my trader of body giving him what he wanted. The head was gone but the butt sure stung.

New rule at the house...NOTHING and I do mean NOTHING gets tossed on my bed.

7 comments:

AnonymousMay 13, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Poor you! Sorry you got so many swats, but at least you got something good afterward, lol!
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StormyMay 13, 2011 at 7:40 PM
Ugh!!!! That made me want to back up against a wall....lol
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RogueMay 13, 2011 at 9:14 PM
Nothing gets tossed on the bed is a great rule. Does that include you, too?? ;)
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AudraMay 13, 2011 at 11:25 PM
oh ouch! Maybe I should adopt that rule ASAP, as I look back I see a heaping pile of laundry on my bed! Sigh. And honestly I have no desire to do anything about it. LOL.

Good luck keeping the bed clear!
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AnonymousMay 14, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Some things are just impossible for a spanko HOH to resist.
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Annie's WoodshedMay 14, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Yes Kitty afterwards was really nice :-)

Stormy, actually I wanted to hide in the closet but if (when) he got the door open I would have no where to run LOL

Audra, I thought it was a pretty good rule too. If stuff gets piled on it I plan on sitting down to clean it off LOL

Mick - what is it about HOH and being spankos I could have thought of several other things to do in that position...hey a girl can dream can't she LOL
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KadyMay 14, 2011 at 11:58 AM
I've learned to just crawl under all the "stuff". J's more picky about stuff on the bed than me, and he THROWS it across the room, even if it's folded laundry, so I learned early in our marriage to at least keep his side clear, and I just tolerate my own side. My room is the catch all room, not just my bed. We need a DO NOT ENTER sign on the door--maybe that would help!

The timing was TERRIBLE for you. Sounds like you need to give your loopy a hair cut, too. I had had it with the thing, but I was ordered to make him 2 to replace it, but need something MUCH more tolerable! Sorry it was so rough, but at least it had a nice ending. Hugs, Kady
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Wives, submit to your husbands, as is fitting in the Lord. Husbands, love your wives, and do not be harsh with them. Children, obey your parents in everything, for this pleases the Lord. Fathers, do not provoke your children, lest they become discouraged. Slaves, obey in everything those who are your earthly masters, not by way of eye-service, as people-pleasers, but with sincerity of heart, fearing the Lord. Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men, knowing that from the Lord you will receive the inheritance as your reward. You are serving the Lord Christ. For the wrongdoer will be paid back for the wrong he has done, and there is no partiality. Colossians 3:18-25 ESV

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